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The Kilt

 Q: Dude... what's with the KILT?

A: Why are you even here? The Leather Kilt is too much kilt for you. Heck it's too much kilt for men who are twice or perhaps even three times the man you are. It's leather, it was made by UTILIKILT in Seatle... What else do you need to know?

Description:
This kilt is the warmest, heaviest, most expensive, most amazingly badass, most go-to-a-bar-and-have-women-ask-to-touch-your-kilt garment ever made. This baby isn't for the meek. The Leather kilt is for real men. Big men. Men who aren't afraid to wear large swaths of cow around their waists. Men who take secret pleasure in making vegans and bovine activists cry.

The Leather kilt is made of thick and heavy 3.5 oz. Motorcycle-Jacket grade leather. It weighs a metric ton. This kilt is undoubtedly better hung than you are.

 

When you're learning to play a musical instrument you need to understand that your pleasure is very likely to cause your closest friends and family a great deal of pain. I say go for it! Nothing demonstrates who your true friends are quite like taking-up the drums or the bagpipes.
~ Mike Morgan

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